The Joneses across the street gave birth to their third child. Assigned female at birth, they are waiting for her to identify. They call her Horse. On occasion, Horse escapes, goes door-to-door, and forages for food.
People have figured out that the fireworks are just that, and why are there so many people outside the gun store?
Dog adoptions are up, as are people complaining about dog poop on Nextdoor. Your puppy turned seven this year.
We all got fit, or fat. We won’t know until next year when the Peloton pays for itself, or it doesn’t. Gen Z continues to negotiate time off to surf.
The number of crows has now matched or exceeded the world population.
The cat still doesn’t care.
