If you have a couch or a fever
stay seated
we will bring your sammich to you
The crows with misphonia
have taken their nuts across the street
to escape the sound of others chewing
If you have a cough and a bloomer
I’ll come get the flowers from you
You have many ghosts to fight
before you leave Saturn
Collared-doves are annoyed
as per the usual
or below
do the needful